That Kind Wheatley Android

that-kind-moron:

Okay. Can someone tell me what a “BJ” is? When I pull it up in my database, I get images of human women trying to eat what I assume is a sausage….

Alright. I did more research on “BJ”. It’s short for a “blow job” which is something humans used to do to ancient technology cartridges to get them working again.

Okay. Can someone tell me what a “BJ” is? When I pull it up in my database, I get images of human women trying to eat what I assume is a sausage….

My muse has been murdered violently and your muse is the first to find the body. Send me their reaction.
My muse has been murdered violently and your muse is the first to find the body. Send me their reaction.
miss-tk:

Ha ha. Like the original wasn’t creepy enough. VirtualDub + After Effect + ImageReady = this.

miss-tk:

Ha ha. Like the original wasn’t creepy enough. VirtualDub + After Effect + ImageReady = this.

"So Wheatly, was it like being in control of GLaDOS' body?" Phil asked, tapping his chin.

It was the best sex ever. Well, at first it felt really good but when the itch started… ugh. Not so much. My very existence grew through the facility. I was able to do things I could never do before. If I had a choice to do it again, I wouldn’t.”

Character development time! Give me some interesting questions about my character and I will answer.
"I-I'm Jessie.."

"Jessie… Jessie… sorry. I don’t remember you."

"I do?"

'Yes.”

"Uhm..I assume we never met.."

"You seem familiar…"